HipHopRemix: REMIX!

*walks back into Hiphopremix office with the most impeccably hard Swag known to Man*

 

*Dusts Shoulder Off tells Nathan(HHR CEO) to Wipe Em Down and tells him to thank his mom for the Meatloaf* No Disrespect

 

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I realized I can say just about anything and just in case what I might have just said be the cause for an ass kicking, I will throw in a No Disrespect and hopefully that will save me from somebody getting all up in my ass.[||] So Lets Go On in as Hard as Possible. No Disrespect to KY intended.

 

If at any point you want it with Fuxie Circle Yo Crib Bitches and Fags, No Disrespect.

 

The Camel Really went on in on American Gangsta dope album and he features my main man Bilal on Fallin'; which is my favorite track on the album, Props to the Camel, No Disrespect.

 

I had a dream about Rhianna the other day and she was a freak in the bed. I had her on the bed with my Penis right over her forehead laying on her Nose, I was straight Roman Helmeting her, No Disrespect.

 

I am not an avid P0rn watcher but I do occasionally partake. The Japanese on the other hand love them some p0rn and wild fetish ish, at that. I think they hate woman just a little while else would there be Two Chicks with a Cup. them Japanese like some atrocious ish, No Disrespect

 

I like to cum in chicks faces whether they let me or not,Like Nike I just do it and yell out No Disrespect. I also tell girls "your pussy is lackluster, no disrespect"

 

*I am fondling my balls right now* no need to mention just decided to share, No Disrespect.

 

When I see chicks Kissing Each other I get aroused, When I see Dudes/Homo's kissing each other I puke, No Disrespect.

 

Curb Your Enthusiasm has been Funny this year probably has a lot to do with adding some color to the show and not just Jews at all times which I can go without, No Disrespect.

 

I quite Honestly have No Jew Friends, I will go to a Diamond Jeweler this week to make a Jew friend, I feel like I am missing something not having a Jew Friend. Like I have Black Friends and Hispanics and Asians but No Jews; Time to get my weight up in Jews. I think having Jew friends might not be Halal, No Disrespect.

 

Let me kick some Jew Knowledge for ya'll Just in case. Did You Know?  Jordan Farmar from the LA Lakers is a Jew. Did you know 99.9% of Middle Eastern Muslims Hate Jews, that is almost as accurate as Maury Povich. And You're Not the Father! No Disrespect.

 

I took Dogg the Bounty Hunters logic for a second and this is what I came up with. My Mother is Catholic and My Father is Muslim therefore fuck all ya'll Niggers! No Disrespect. Yo When does that Nigger album drop I cant wait, No Disrespect. I thought I had a ghetto Pass to say Nigger whenever I want. Please get my Slave in the back, No Disrespect.

 

I love woman of all races and date any of them who will let me put some hangtime on their monkey, except American White Woman, No Disrespect.

 

I saw an Oragantang the other day at the zoo and that is an ugly ugly animal, No Disrespect to the species of course. The Giraffe on the other hand is a sexy beast, I may have mentioned my love and devotion to the giraffe here before and how its my favorite animal. I have a thing for giraffes and if I die and come back as an animal I would like to come back a Lion so I could eat giraffe, No disrespect.

 

I went to Guadalajara on Vacation and I fell in love a million times in a week, I got no pussy and plenty of possible girlfriends who want to be email/chat buddies, no time on the clock for that. I disrespected my Penis that week, sorry Fuerte (thats my dicks name).  I drank so much that week I tore my ACL. 

 

Dick-N-Da-Booty Simmons(c) Pimp C, No disrespect stays pulling unbelievable Hoes, No Disrespect. I just wanted to post that picture cuz I had on something similar for Halloween. I was actually being very respectful of RUN-DMC.

 

If I died today and came back a Rap Song it would be Put it in your Mouth by Akinele, No Disrespect to all the other Jams in my Ipod's top 50 most played ever! I see you Crown Royale on Ice.

 

Dane Cook fucking sucks big hairy sweaty uneven shaped Balls[||]. Whatever; I dont give a shit, Big Up Louis C.K.!

 

Stephon Marbury is done and he sort of sucks, No Disrespect. Well his shoes are 15 dollars. Thats even cheaper than bootleg Dunk jumpoffs in Hong Kong. The Game is saturated with bootlegs. I ran across bootleg Magnums, slip off game is in full effect.

 

Lemar Dauley I like your shirts hit me off!

 

After Raekwons interview he should have dropped a couple of No Disrespects that would have cleared the air!

 

RIP ODB 11/13/04 — You are one of many Comedic Inspirations to the God. *pours a little liquor*

 

Grown ass men crying in Public Places, stop being bitches and go cry in your home to yourself  *spits in disgust*, the open feelings/metro sexual fag movement is in full effect, ole pocket rocket type dudes! No disrespect

 

If you dont like it, dont look at it!

 

No Disrespect the Movement which ironically you have to respect. If You would like to Come as hard as me its quite possibly not possible, Hoes and Bitches. But Dudes get your shit tighter here.